Ep 32 “Don’t Open Til Christmas” (1984)

Had enough of xmas? Too bad! Bonus episode, here, so you can blast past your true holiday potential. We watched the 1980s British Christmas slasher that you’ve all been waiting for.vlcsnap-2016-12-26-13h55m24s759It’s a bit of an also ran in the lineup of xmas horror movies, but it’s far better than anything made after 1991, which is when Silent Night Deadly Night 5 was made.

Anyway, it has everything you need for your holidays: disco,

vlcsnap-2016-12-26-13h59m30s382

rock,vlcsnap-2016-12-26-14h04m19s111

Santa at a peepshow,vlcsnap-2016-12-26-14h02m34s917

and one more reason not to ever have children (as if the holidays haven’t already taught you that),vlcsnap-2016-12-26-14h05m17s582

Enjoy your holiday recovery while you listen to the show. Don’t forget to listen to us listen to the movie on our audio commentary tracks page, too. After you’re finished, go play outside, but stay away from holiday parties because this is basically what happens at them:

dontopen1

We think. We don’t know because we’ve never been to any.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s